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This period signifies a ten-year milestone since the phrase “ghosting” entered the common lexicon. Initially, the concept that someone could instantly end contact with a romantic interest without explanation seemed like the height of indignity. How naive we were. In the 10 years since, seeking a mate has only become more perplexing – an commonly fruitless exercise in awkwardness that is increasingly defined by online jargon.

Generation Z, a demographic who matured during a social isolation crisis, a masculinity crisis, and a concerted challenge on the rights of females and the LGBTQ+ community, faces a significantly more chaotic environment than their millennial forerunners could ever imagine. And so their romantic lexicon has grown more elaborate and more deranged, with phrases like “Ogre-ing” and “monkey branching” straining the limits of your sanity.

Below is a extensive breakdown to the terms this generation is using to talk about love, intimacy and the search of both. To channel one of the recent most popular online sayings, by the end of this guide you’ll yearn to get back to God’s country – because where that is, it is free from “wokefishing”.

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Realness – According to gen Z, romance's gold standard is presenting as your real, unvarnished self. Best wishes with that!

B

Feathered friend test – A TikTok trend inspired by a methodology developed by couples researchers, in which you point out something trivial – for example, “A bird flew by earlier” – and observe whether your partner’s response is interested or dismissive. If they do not want to hear more about the bird, you two are doomed.

Black cat girlfriend – Zoomers' response to the “manic pixie dream girl” stereotype of the early 2000s – but rather than having baby bangs, liking The Smiths and eschewing commitment, the mysterious partner prioritizes herself while oozing mystery and independence. (She might still have baby bangs.)

C

Seat theory – This means seeking out someone who supports you unprompted. If you entered a room, they would pull up a chair for you to take a load off.

Choremance – A outing where two people bond while running errands, such as pet care or grocery shopping. In other words, how financially strained people in their 20s do affordable romance in a post-cheap-date world.

Melting down – Melting down when you feel swamped by life. You can lose it over a infatuation or breakup, spilling all of your unreciprocated feelings.

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DINK – Two incomes, no children. Once a signifier of 1980s yuppie excess, it describes pairs who choose against having children to prioritize their own well-being. Or because they find it financially impossible to become parents.

The Letter E

Open communication – The antithesis of being guarded: practicing communication, transparency and vulnerability.

F

Flags

• Red flags – Behavioral quirks suggesting a potential partner is bad news. For instance calling their exes unstable, poor gratuity habits, a fondness for Woody Allen films, a burgeoning DJ career …
• Good indicators – These quirks validate your choice to date a partner. Such as following up to make sure you got home safe after a date, minimal phone use, having a bed frame …
• Odd but harmless traits – These usually describe niche, largely harmless idiosyncrasies. For instance being an enthusiastic birdwatcher, still keeping a pen in their wallet, paying the rent in physical money …

Niche bonding – When you connect with someone who’s just as enthusiastic about films about the second world war or DVD collecting or art or anything it may be, as you. Or, conversely, meeting someone who despises the same things or people that you do (nothing fosters intimacy faster than sharing a common enemy).

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Geese – A band a typical Zoomer guy is into.

Ghostlighting – Someone who resurfaces into your life after a length of disappearing.

Loyal boyfriend – Someone who is affable, eager to please and devoted. The rare partner who is beloved by all of his significant other's friends, and a black cat girlfriend's opposite.

Gooners – A mostly online subculture of men so obsessed with masturbation that they attempt marathon sessions, purposefully postponing orgasm so they can continue as long as possible.

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Gloomy heterosexuality – A trend describing many women's increasing pessimism toward straight relationships. It will come as little surprise to anyone who read the previous entry.

Traditional ideal woman – An archetype touted by online male influencer figures: a woman who is attractive, nurturing and contentedly home-oriented, who seemingly has no ambitions of her own aside from pleasing her male partner. Maybe now you’re beginning to grasp the whole “pessimism” thing better?

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Icks – Random and often mundane repulsions that instantly kill any feelings of attraction.

“Actions speak louder" – Something to remember after you watch someone else get an incredibly sweet display.

The Letter J

Jobs – These have not been this significant in the dating scene since the Wall Street era. For some women, a “finance bro” is the ideal catch: a fleece-vest-wearing, conservative-leaning guy who will be a provider (there’s a popular TikTok audio on the topic). Meanwhile the left-leaning crowd opt for partners in sectors they believe are being staffed by the more emotionally available among us: nurses, educators or counselors.

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Kissing – This year, researchers learned that kissing has existed for 16 million years. But the days of kissing may be limited since some Zoomers desire fewer intimate scenes in movies, as they are having less sex themselves and do not find cinematic intimacy realistic.

Kittenfishing – Slight exaggeration. Or, not exactly being dishonest about who you are, but maybe using outdated (better) pictures of yourself on a online profile, or making your job sound more important than it is. Also known as {